lnternetjesus: yeah ill suck ur dick but my mom wants to talk to your mom first haha
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
skarvika: masturb88ting: does getting a septum piercing hurt? it hurts the people that care about you
paleskinblackheart: tyrabanxious: amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff I’m glad someone coined a term for this.
jvsxn: part of me wants to be seven and careless. part of me wants to be back in your bed. part of me wants to be forty and settled. part of me wants to be dead.
hungarian: *gives beyonce my autograph*
egberts: i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies
sasstrophysics: do u ever just love someone so much u just
yazoos: it’s really depressing being really ugly